"Seriously? You got through a Fox theme without a mention of Jimi Hendrix?" -
Also Fox Mulder, Redd Foxx, and Fox Force Five. Although the last one was pretty tempting.
Also, late as hell. Sorry, it's been a long week. And by week I guess I mean three weeks. Or something. But we're back and bad and ready for another delayed opening! Wheeee! FOXES! HOLY CRAP!
1. What is the stage name of Inga DeCarlo Fung Marchand?
"Inigo Montoya" - 11 of you
“Tupac Shakur. HE LIVES!" -
“Honey Boo Boo." -
"Snooki. No, Bono. No, wait, Sting. Eh, it's gotta be Snooki" -
“Glen Beck" -
“Lily von Schtupp." -
“Robin Sparkles" -
"Princess Peach, Ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. Royals always have long names, just to remind us ordinary people that they are rich enough to afford oodles of ink" -
“Foxxy Cleopatra" -
Correct Answer: Foxy Brown
2. What book pits the titular character against the farmers Boggis, Bunce, and Bean?
“Those aren't farmers, that sounds more like a law firm. I'd hate to be THEIR secretary. 'Good morning, Boggis, Bunce, and Bean, how may I direct your call?' 300 times a day. I'd shoot myself." -
"I was looking for a video of blond milkmaids being naughty, but I couldn't find it." -
"'Oat to Joy'. It's a pastoral piece, set after the bucolic plague" -
“Is this bunnies again? Br'er rabbit?" -
"Hedwig, the pre-Harry years" -
“War and Peas." -
“Animal Farm" -
“The Day the Amish Stood Still." -
“Rush Limbaugh's The Way Things Out To Be." -
"The Fantastic Mr. Fox Mulder" -
(Cancer Man's real name was Roger Hamilton Bunce. -CV)
"George Clooney looked foxier than ever in that film! Fantastic Mr. Fox taught me that farmers are the pests, not foxes! It also taught me that foxes without tails are still pretty sexy!" -
(George Clooney needs to stop teaching people things. -CV)
Correct Answer: Fantastic Mr. Fox
3. Bill Amend is the creator of which comic strip?
"Making Amend's" -
(I think that job involves Mrs. Amend as well. -CV)
“XKCD - oh wait, it's the other comic about math...." -
"Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness" -
“B.C. or Wizard of Id? I mean, they haven't been Amended in forever." -
"The comic that only comes out on Sundays and should have ended a long time ago" -
(Oh, that could be a lot of them... -CV)
Correct Answer: Foxtrot
"He tried to create a spin-off strip about a hard-drinking ballroom dancer, but Whiskey Tango FoxTrot wasn't really up to the audience's expectations" -
4. According to Mojo Nixon, there's a little bit of Elvis in every human being except one. Who has no Elvis?
“Daleks have no Elvis!" -
"Mitt Romney. I mean, c'mon, the man's made of cardboard" -
"It's not my son..he likes to play Elvis ever since he saw that stupid movie 'Lilo and Stitch'. Damn Disney, influencing my kid again" -
"Colin Mochrie....Have you ever seen him try to do an Elvis impression on Who's Line is It Anyway? *shudder*" -
"Debbie Gibson. She was too busy being pregnant with his two-headed love child" -
"Betty White - that woman simply wouldn't allow it" -
"I'll say Samantha Fox. She may have no Elvis, but she sure has two big ol' Hound Dogs" -
"Ironically, Lisa Marie" -
"If Elvis and the Anti-Elvis ever touch, they'll annihilate each other in a burst of elvons" -
"Elvis, you are...NOT...the father!" -
“Elvis is in Joan Rivers, but he's trying to get out." -
"Elvis needs boats" -
“I can 100% guarantee that I've never had Elvis in me. I'm not so sure about your mom." -
Correct Answer: Michael J. Fox
5. Tod and Copper are the titular characters in which 1981 animated film?
"A pair of titulars? Naughty mods!" -
“The only animated film from 1981 I can remember is Heavy Metal, so they were the coked-out aliens with only one bag of Plutonium Nyborg left. NOSE DIVE!" -
“Tod and Copper. If you tell us the titular characters and then ask the title, that's a bit too easy!" -
"The Quick and the Dead" -
(Alcoholic Sharon Stone for the win. -CV)
“If I wasn't answering this quiz at work, I might look for a titular photo to go with this answer." -
(This is the part where I don't say 'Go to the rest room, take a titular self-portrait with your camera phone, upload, and voila!'. I'm better than that. I'll just say 'hurr hurr, boobiezzz'. -CV)
(We hate you. -AL&LL)
“Scooby-Doo & The Land Before The Secret of Rocket Robin Hood" -
"
" - "Fox and the Hound, the movie that both made me love jazz and hate dog abusing redneck hunters aka: half my family" -
"OH GOD. I JUST GOT INFECTED WITH CHILDHOOD FEELS. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME
"I have cried every single time I watch this movie dammit. No fair." -
Correct Answer: The Fox and the Hound
6. What's your favorite animal (real or fictional)?
“I'd definitely have to say fictional." -
“Vermicious knids. They eat Oompah Loompahs and crap Cheetos." -
"Owls- everyone is fond of them" -
"Like most girls, I was partial to unicorns growing up. But not cutesywootsy sparkly ones...I had a picture of a black unicorn with murderous looking eyes and blood dripping from his horn. He was so badass, he was like the Chuck Norris of unicorns. All the other unicorns were afraid of him" -
"Fennec foxes make me think of kittens" -
("How can you be deaf with EEEEAAAARS like that?" -CV)
“Opus the Penguin!" -
“The Frumious Bandersnatch." -
“Ligers. Pure hybrid badassery." -
"
" - “Pygmy Puffs. It is everything I like about cats without the attitude problems." -
“ANIMAL! ANIMAL! ANIMAL!" -
"EAT DRUMS! LIKE WOMAN!" -
“Omaha The Cat Dancer." -
“The cartoon characters enticing me to eat their whole grain cereals. Sure the next ingredient is sugar but there's a tiger on the box! Who can resist?" -
“The ouroboros. I've always been more than a bit envious. Do I really need to explain why?" -
"I like goats. They are cute, I can spin and knit their hair, they eat almost anything, they climb anything they can't eat, and they jump a lot" -
(Then have I got a video for you. -CV)
"If I had a dragon I could ride, the temptation to fly around setting stuff I don't like on fire might be too much to resist" -
Correct Answer: "honey badger don't give a shit and that's awesome." -
And there you have it. Rabbits are followed by foxes. And then killed. I guess I could follow foxes with hounds, but that would be too predictable for this quiz. So, in summary, the next quiz will be hounds. Predictability is the new black.
Thanks for playing, all, and thanks for being wonderful, unless you're from Pod Six, in which case you're jerks. Wonderful jerks, but still. Also, happy September. Back to school for you younguns. It's all about the learnin'.
Rock On!
CV&LL