DW Daily Answers: 23 January 2012

[chaosvizier]

I give you the quiz, the hole quiz, and nothing but the quiz. Holed on to your seats, kids

1. The USS Palomino encounters the USS Cygnus in which Disney film?

"Hopefully the captains learned better and took that left at Albuquerque. (Oh is that too soon?)" - akiyasan

(Never too soon around here. -CV)

“ROBOTS INNNNNNNNNNN SPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" - wiredwizard

“Is this one of those 'educational' videos about sex? Except... about horses?" - islandofwords

“Das Boot. Walt was a Nazi sympathizer, you see." - thepikey

"Finding Captain Nemo" - kristinmachina

“Trumpet of The Swan II: The Wrath of Swan" - alfvaen

"Scary Monsters take on Brave Heroes - the same storyline as every Disney movie ever" - raphsody606

“I first read that as 'The USS Palomino Enters the USS Cygnus...' and wondered what kind of hardcore ship-porn Disney used to make." - digitalraven

“Is Battleship being made by Disney? I think adding aliens to the mix was a mistake, I mean you wouldn't do it with Cluedo would you? 'I think it was Kodos in the Library with the candlestick!'" - thesecondevil

(Friggin' Kodos. -CV)

“Star Trek: The Animated Frontier" - yamx

“The Suite Life in Space. Yes, God help us, the series just won't die." - i_calql8

"'The Black Hole' which traumatized a generation of children with that last image of the bad guy merged with his big red robot. Excuse me whilst I curl up into the fetal position for a bit." - kenshardik

Correct Answer: "The Black Hole"



2. Red Lake, the Cave of Swallows, and Zacatón are all examples of what?

“Wikipedia articles no one reads." - freezer818

“Is it an African or European cave?" - n5iln

“Auxiliary Storage Sites for the Holy Grail" - wiredwizard

“Tourist traps." - drbear

"Better names than what Jay-Z and Beyonce saddled their new kid with" - i_calql8

"Divots from the last game of golf played by the Greek Titans" - zihuatanejo

(Kronos's hole in one was epic, though. Check out where it landed. -CV)

“Cave of Swallows? I'll guess these are all things on Urban Dictionary." - thepikey

“Great porn titles." - wrestlingdog, antinomic, germankitty

“Nicknames for my ex-girlfriend. Zing!" - kenshardik

“Sex positions. Though a proper Zacatón has only been documented twice since the rise of the twist-off cap" - alfvaen, thesecondevil, thalen

“I'll take 'Bad Names For a Woman's Hooha' for $500, Alex." - kristinmachina, athousandsmiles

“FYI 'Cave of Swallows' is what most people call your mom." - mark_laura

Correct Answer: Sinkholes

"Other famous sinkholes include Scott Walker's future political career and a dream-house built by one 'Mister Blanding'." - ironjeff



3. Fun with lyrics! Name the song and the singer who made it famous:
Well I said come over baby
we got chicken in the barn
Come over baby
babe we got the bull by the horn-a

(germankitty, for reasons beyond mortal ken, linked to this song. Bangles, don't fail me now! -CV)

“That 'do it like they do on the discovery channel' song? Because I refuse to believe there's more than one song talking about animals and sex (THERE'S ONE and it's THAT ONE and lalalala, I can't hear you.)" - islandofwords

“'Chick Filet Me One More Time' by Brittney Spears" - kenshardik

“i sus- i suspect foghorn leghorn is the rooster in question." - kira_snugz, seferin

"'Homecoming Hookup' by Biff & The Fratboys" - freezer818

"I Like to Sing-a, About the Moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a" - i_calql8

(Always a good answer. -CV)

“2 Live Crew--'Me So Horn-a'" - kristinmachina

“Johnny Cash, Ring of Poultry." - yamx

Correct Answer: "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" sung by Jerry Lee Lewis

"And horn-a was his name-o!" - akiyasan



4. What American game show was based on the Japanese game show "Nokabe"?

"I bet it's one that really embarrasses the hell out of the contestants when they mess up" - jmthane, kristinmachina, tweeti, florahart

"Out of all of the crazy things that Japanese people come up with, people getting tricked into running into solid walls is my favourite viewing treat!" - demon_666

“The Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show 'Our game shows are a little different from yours. Your shows reward knowledge. We punish ignorance.'" - thepikey

“Ow! My Balls!" - drbear

"Whack-A-Baby" - alfvaen

"Candid Camera -- get nailed, and smile!" - germankitty

(Get nailed and smile? I think that's called 'Porndid Camera'. -CV)

"The Newlywed Game. 'Nokabe' is Japanese for 'never getting laid again', right?" - revhhkitty>

(No, that's its sister show, Nopuse. -CV)

"So you wanna be a Mill-yen-aire?" - thalen

“Jeopardy. I don't even care what the right answer is, I just really love Jeopardy" - islandofwords

“Man vs. Food (Have you seen what they do with tentacles over there?)" - seferin

(I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going… - LL)

“" - cmzero

“Human Tetris...er... Hole In The Wall" - freezer818

Correct Answer: Hole In The Wall



5. Mancil Davis is best known for which sporting feat?

"Mancil? What did his parents do, splice their genes with graphite so they have a kid they could sharpen up and really 'get the lead out' of?" - jmthane

“Whenever I read the word 'sporting' I think of the phrase 'sporting an erection'. So I'm gonna go with the long jump. (ba dum tish)" - islandofwords

"is she one of the sisters who quit skiing after they started checking to see if the atheletes were actually female? thats what my money is on" - kira_snugz

"A lot of them. He had a sporting feat fetish" - drbear

"As his name is an anagram for 'aviD claM sin', I'm guessing that he holds the record for holding his breath under the water the longest. Those clams have great suction, if you know what I mean..." - demon_666

"Hitting that difficult 7-10 split with the cue ball from behind the line of scrimmage" - alfvaen

"Sucker-punching a bear. Seriously, that should get you a trophy and $100,000" - la_trombonista

(The hardest part is getting the bear to stand still. -CV)

“Weightlifting. While *anybody can pick up Your Mom with a box of cheap wine, he can 'clean and jerk' her." - thepikey

"Most Brazilian volleyball teams fielded at once" - pirho_maniac

(I'd till those fields. All of them. -CV)

"My husband tells me he plays golf, but that can't be right because everyone knows golf isn't a sport." - athousandsmiles

"For sinking almost as many 'holes in one' as The (Late) Beloved Leader did." - ironjeff

Correct Answer: PGA World Record for most holes-in-one



6. What's missing in your life?

“A non-Canadian girlfriend." - freezer818

“A job." - pimavera, la_trombonista

“Money, for I am unemployed. However, once I am employed, I will be without time to spend the money. So I guess what I'm really missing is a money-printing time machine." - cmzero

“A functioning heating system (-29C outside & the temp inside is falling steadily)" - wiredwizard

(This is what arson was invented for. -CV)

“More LJDQ quotes? /suck up Actually, it might help if I actually bother to remember to play." - islandofwords
“LJDQ questions about musical theater. " - yamx

“My dignity." - wrestlingdog
"my sanity" - kenshardik
"My memory. What was the question?" - drbear

"A porn movie where the lead *cough* actor *cough* peeps through a hole in the wall (4) and visits the Cave of Swallows (2) right after. He enters the Black Hole (1). Then there's a whole lot of shakin' going on (3) until he achieves 51 holes in one (5). You gotta admit, only in the movies..." - germankitty

(DWDQ: The Movie, now playing at an adult film store near you. -CV)

“The cake. Apparently, it turned out to be a lie." - alfvaen

(Make a note though, this LJDQ? Huge success. – LL)

"Pudding. I'm trying to lose some weight, and it was either give up pudding or gin. It really was no contest..." - ironjeff

“My kids! They moved out and it's great." - antinomic

(Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. – LL)

“Can anybody find me...somebody to loooove!" - kristinmachina
"I... ain't got nobooddy..." - thepikey
“Rhythm, music, and a man." - akiyasan

“Disposable income. And lemon-soaked napkins." - n5iln

“Hookers and blow" - mark_laura

“About 4 inches of height, if I have to choose one gripe. Stupid siblings used up all of the tall genes before I got any. Towering Jerks." - demon_666

"" - etcet

“Worshippers who will bow down before me and grant me my every wish. Instead, I got a husband and two cats." - tweeti



And there you have it. Our unholey alliance with gin and pudding has once again brought comedy to you holesale. Hope you enjoyed, and of course we hope to see you again tomorrow for more quizly goodness!

Rock On!

AL&CV&LL