DW Daily Answers: 2 April 2012

[chaosvizier]

This quiz was full of foolery. Not Tom Foolery; he's on vacation.

1. In the movie "Exorcist III", what word was consistently misspelled by the demonic killer?

"As the ugly prostitute said: I thought this was supposed to be hard?" - angelprojekt

"Someday, someone will come out with an x-ray machine to detect people bringing food into movie theaters. On that day, people will stop going to theaters." - syrazemyla

"The Full Monty. Now THAT'S a stimulus package anybody can get behind! Hurr hurr, behind" - tinamachina

"The Adventures David Lee Roth and His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcrotch." - mandydax

"The best thing about movie theaters is that you can laugh at the people who cry during movies without fear of retribution" - raienna

"I have high hopes for Spaceballs: The Novel: The Movie" - darthparadox

"Ginger" - primavera

"Jaws" - seferin

(He always forgot the silent Q. -CV)

"boobies!" - wiredwizard

"loup-garou? Don't get me started" - n5iln

" - i_calql8

(+1 for actually being close to the correct question. -CV)

"Full Metal Jousting: remaking A Knights Tale with more hard rock and great deal more jousting. Let's face it, everything is better with jousting" - raphsody606

"Full Metal Jacket kawaii desu." - pirho_maniac

(Sometimes I forget why the Internet frightens me. Thank you for the reminder. -CV)

"What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake" - thepikey

Correct Answer: "Wonderfull"



2. What architect, known for his iconic buildings, is also known for C₆₀?

"DRUNK SCIENCE!" - bellapalmera

(I vote yes to more drunken scientific achievement. -CV)

"Yo mama's so fat, CERN thinks she's where all the Higgs Bosons are hiding" - darthparadox

"Full Metal Alchemist is kind of science-y, isn't it?" - cholma

(...depending on how you define science, yes. -CV)

"Eat the heart of a horse, give birth to the stallion who mounts the world...or not" - jmctechie

(I don't think that's how conception or armageddon work. -CV)

"Robert A Heinlein" - tweeti

"Schroedinger" - love2loveher, JENNA_THORN

"Fulopian tube?" - marasca

"Fullosophy" - zihuatanejo

"Herbie Hancock" - sskipstress

"Weird Science!" - usmu

"My interest in science and programming goes up and down with my Adderall level. Better living through chemistry!" - syrazemyla

"" - drbear

"Dented ping-pong balls can sometimes be repaired by putting them in hot water" - n5iln

(Dented human balls cannot be repaired in the same fashion. -CV)

"The #1 argument for being a chemical physicist being you can name molecules crazy shit like 'buckyballs.'" - angelprojekt

(Ten of you figured out that it was related to buckminsterfullerene. -CV)

Correct Answer: Richard Buckminster Fuller



3. Ben Whatsisname is the protagonist in which Lucasarts adventure game?

"Other quiz games are such a bore!
They gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
LJDQ is better by far!
It's never the same! It's always bizarre!" - syrazemyla

"Nuh-uh, last time I said yes to that I had to escape from a lethal death trap" - ntlespino

"" - pirho_maniac

"Truth or Dare" - REVHHKITTY

"Yahtzee! Gateway drug to Gambling Addiction!" - vayshti

"Three dimensional Candyland" - JENNA_THORN

"Fruit Ninja Frenzy" - la_trombonista

"Full Frontal Twister" - ntlespino

"The game of hopscotch, and, not coincidentally, the minefield" - alfvaen

"" - i_calql8, thepikey, akiyasan, primavera

"" - darthparadox

"Can it be Dungeons and Dragons? ... or... am I not supposed to admit that I like D&D because I've got a vagina..." - raienna

"I had a child who kept swallowing parts of board games. The doctor said it was a Risk but the kid was full of Life" - drbear

"Sorry! The Game Of Life is not a Monopoly -- got the Clue? Whichever Blockhead wanted Ants in the Pants of that Barrel of Monkeys was -- Don't Say It! -- CoCoCrazy, and we are making a Slamwich outta them." - etumukutenyak

"the best adventure game to ever grace the computer: Full Throttle, featuring Legacy by the Gone Jackals." - usmu

(+1, correct answer. -CV)

Correct Answer: Full Throttle

"Don't blame me. I wrote in Gordon Freeman" - n5iln



4. Edward and Alphonse Elric are the main characters of which manga and animated series?

"Olsen twins and an earworm all in one three word quiz directive. That is a very respectable level of evil you have there!" - love2loveher

"Full House, ideally the episodes before John Stamos got married. Or even more ideally... not Full House" - marasca

(That is so totally the correct answer. -CV)

"With Bob Saget in both series, anyone have the sneaky feeling that 'How I Met Your Mother' was the prequel to 'Full House?'" - tinamachina

"What is: Doctor Who? (full of Daleks!)" - wiredwizard

"Robert Fuller was the best bluffer in the history of the Hollywood Squares" - drbear

"Coupling with Jack Davenport" - JENNA_THORN

(I'd rather couple with Charlize Theron, if you know what I mean. -CV)

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I forget the rest of the poem
But your mother's a whore" - thepikey

(We meet again, Trebek. -CV)

"'I'm full - I couldn't eat another bite'
'But it is just a wafer-thin mint.'" - raphsody606

(+1, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. -CV)

"What short-lived TVLand show featured veteran actor Mr. T travelling around the country imposing his own brand of justice on unsuspecting people?" - ifeedformula

(I Pity The Full. Err, Fool. -CV)

"I just read an article that was an interview with the guy that produced 'You Can't Do That on Television'. The guy now works on Martha TV. That's one slimly situation" - akiyasan

"Lagniappe lasagna and a plethora of pinatas. Therefore, the correct translation must be 'my hovercraft is full of eels'." - n5iln

"I know there will be peons thinking this is a reference to Full House, when it is in fact featuring TV runs of my favorite holiday character, Fuller from Home Alone. Because no holiday is complete until somebody's wet the bed. Even if there are no kids." - angelprojekt

"Fullmetal Alchemist, my favorite show. All that power to change the world, have to give up a few vital organs to be able to do it" - ntlespino

(Strangely, everyone guessed Fullmetal Alchemist on other questions, and not on this one. +1 for you! -CV)

Correct Answer: Fullmetal Alchemist



5. The character Jack Dawkins is better known as whom?

"I can't read" - REVHHKITTY

(Fortunately your typing more than makes up for it. -CV)

"Novelizations of classic movies can be hit-or-miss, but I have high hopes for Spaceballs: The Novel: The Movie: The Novel." - darthparadox

"Having full bookshelves is the only way to live. Until you have to pack all the books up and move them..." - jmthane

"Blow me. Fellate me. Open up that gorgeous, metal-filled mouth of yours and gobble my crank." - etcet

(And that's the line of the show right there, folks. +1, Needful Things. Ming the Merciless can do no wrong. -CV)

"A real sentence from a romance novel a friend got me as a gag gift: 'Aye, this night Wulfram would know the fullness of mating!' The book is called 'Unicorn Vengeance.' There is no unicorn." - raienna

"" - i_calql8

"Fullkner" - love2loveher, n5iln

"The Fuller Memorandum" - wiredwizard

"Boy, that Ulysses sure had a full day, huh?" - drbear

"The Full of the House of Usher" - tinamachina

"On seeing the latest in pirate literature, the critic was heard to exclaim, 'My God -- it's full of Arrrrs!'" - etumukutenyak

"Full House
Ingredients
3/4 oz apple whiskey
3/4 oz Benedictine
3/4 oz Yellow Chartreuse
dash of Angostura aromatic bitters

Preparation
Pour the ingredients into a mixing glass filled with ice.
Stir well.
Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

You have now been edumacated." - vayshti

"Samuel L. Jackson" - frequencyshift

Correct Answer: The Artful Dodger



6. Freeform!

"And we're free--free formin'!" - i_calql8

"Oh, he's our shortstop" - n5iln

"" - raienna

"Meowzebub the Demon Cat (full of partially digested souls - not unlike the Elder God Cthulhu, just furrier)" - wiredwizard

(mmmmmm, fuzzythulu. -CV)

"What is up with this weather? It's England for crying out loud. In MARCH! This ain't right." - meloglas

"Remember that time you ate a kitten and choked on the bone, and I had to use a rusty spoon to cut into your throat to make sure you could breath? Ah, good times." - frequencyshift

"The time I ate three-quarters of a pineapple cheesecake in one night at the house of my first cousin once removed, and spent a lot of time that night in intense discomfort contemplating the true meaning of 'rich food'." - alfvaen

"Did you know that Pepperidge made this?!
" - mandydax

"Last night when I was unlocking the door, my husband happened to walk up behind me and startle me. I made a little "ooop!" noise to which he responded: "ARGH!" I dont know why, but when people startle me and then get startled in return, it cracks me up. I laughed until I cried and couldn't manage to unlock the door because I was almost convulsing with laughter. This went on much longer than it should have, much to my poor husband's chagrin." - REVHHKITTY

"No, she didn't do it with her pants on, and the chicken didn't make it, but they decided not to press charges. Thank you for asking. And how is your mother?" - angelprojekt

"Fill it with cream" - marasca

"The mods are given one week to live. Name your successors to curate LJDQ in sufficiently warped fashion" - etcet

(AL will be represented by Artemis, Goddess of the Hunt. LL will be substituted with Bellatrix Lestrange. CV will be replaced by Optimus Prime. All quizlings will be shot, turned into toads, and then shot again. Wacky fun! -CV)

"There's a Full Moon on April 6th. Who is the LJDQ Lycanthrope? Is it CV? LL? AL? Why does CV never post during a full moon? I'm beginning to think his claims of 'gin & pudding binges' is a lie." - cholma

(Now that you mention it, LL does shave her legs twice on full moons... Curiouser and curiouser. -CV)
(I'll shave YOUR full moon. -LL)
(Sorry, what? I was just walking the streets of Soho. In the rain. -AL)

"Is 'full' a take off on the 'fool' in April Fool's Day??? Y'all mods are so edumacated" - tweeti

(That is such a preposterous accusation. Also, thoroughly accurate. -CV)



And there you have it. Random questions and answers just for fun and silliness. Never fear; we'll be back to our usual shenanigans tomorrow. May the odds be ever in your favor. Mmmm, delicious odds.

Rock On!

CV&LL