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"AAAH!!! I GOT A THEME, I GOT A THEME!!! WOOOT WOOOT!" - Stephanie la Francofille

*sniff* It's amazing to watch our new Quizlings grow up so fast, learning the ways of the mods. This week we went with the incredibly clever theme of "June", to remind people of the month at least. Pandemic time is weird.

1. What actress is best known for her maternal roles, playing a mother on both Lassie and Lost in Space?

"June Cleaver." - 5 of you
"Her perennial sex complaint was Ward was a little hard on the beaver last night." - Deza
"She could talk to both the animals and the alien carrots because she also spoke Jive." - [personal profile] captainsblog

(+1, Airplane. -AL)

"Aren't all actresses over 35 known as 'the mother'?" - [personal profile] b_hulsmans

(+1 for truth, -1 for that truth being the existence of endemic misogyny. -EW)

"Bess Truman." - Otto P

"Is it Dame Judi Dench? I feel like it's Dame Judi Dench." - Jake

"Richard Roundtree, AKA Shaft. He's one bad mother. Which is why the dog and the robot had to do so much parenting." - [personal profile] theatomicfruitbat

"I can't remember her name, but those are both MILF porn vids." - Stevo Darkly

(And you don't wanna know WHAT "Timmy is trapped in the well" is a euphemism for ... -EW)

"Someone who can play a dog's mother & an astronaut? Is there anything Parker Posey can't do??" - [personal profile] waitingman

"Now I'm imagining a crossover where Lassie is the mother on Lost in Space. I would definitely watch that show." - [personal profile] crystalcazzie

Correct Answer: June Lockhart.


2. What common name for several varieties of scarab beetle is also the title of a song by the B-52s?

"Love Shack" - oh so many of you
"Rock Lobster" - the rest of you
"Whammy Kiss" - Otto P, daring to step away from the crowd
"Hot Pants Explosion" - [personal profile] waitingman, but the +1 goes to the B52s for writing a song with that title

"Glove Slap" - Jonathan B

(+1, The Simpsons. -EW)

"Why they call them B-52s when 'Stratofortress' is so much cooler, I'll never understand." - [personal profile] bending_sickle

"I can't remember if it's John, Paul, George, or Ringo" - [personal profile] opensprit

(George was rhino beetle. Ringo was a waterbug. Paul was a weevil. John was an earwig. -CV)

"With a name like June Bug you assume they're going to be cute little ladybird-type things, but instead you get giant monstrosities that fly at your face like a drunken cockroach." - [personal profile] crystalcazzie

Correct Answer: June Bug.


3. Fun with movie quotes! What 1993 film includes this exchange?
"You don't like raisins?"
"Not really."
"Why?"
"They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen."


"The Stepford Wives (well, that got dark in a hurry)" - [personal profile] digitaldiscipline

"John Landis's immortal The California Raisin Brothers- 'We're getting the box back together!'" - [personal profile] captainsblog

(I'm glad this film never happened. -EW)

"Raisins are zombie grapes." - Deza
"I also suspect CV likes them for exactly this reason." - Kirsten the Chump
"If you're going to ruin a grape at least make something good with it, like wine." - [personal profile] crystalcazzie

"Sounds like something from 'Pulp Fiction,' but there aren't enough 'motherfuckers' in the quote." - [personal profile] b7cy

"Jumanji" - ANONYMOUS

(Led astray by the theme, I suspect. -CV)

"Ah the only movie to star Jonny Depp and not have him be the crazy person for once." - [personal profile] b_hulsmans

(.....debatable. -AL)

"What's Stealing Gilbert Grape's Life?" - [personal profile] seekingferret

Correct Answer: Benny and Joon.


4. What capital city briefly changed its name to UNO for April Fool's Day in 2016?

"Dos" - [personal profile] opensprit, [personal profile] shirenomad

"Rickrolljavik." - [personal profile] captainsblog

"Seattle?" - Heather

(Fraiser Crane never would have stood for such downmarket nonsense. -EW)

"'Cripple Mr. Onion' would have had a better ring to it" - [personal profile] waitingman

(Onion ... ring? +1, we see what you did there. -AL)

"The Quad Cities. Draw four." - [personal profile] digitaldiscipline

"Saint Paul, because it wanted to show Minneapolis that it was number one of the twin cities." - Jonathan B

(GIVE THIS QUIZLING ONE THOUSAND POINTS FOR MAXIMUM CORRECTNESS. -EW)
(Whoa, calm down there Minnesota. -AL&CV)

"INO" - Stevo Darkly

(I know you know, but you still have to answer the question. -CV)

"'Do you know what the capital of Alaska is?' 'Juneau.' 'Yes, I do. I'm asking if you know.'" - [personal profile] crystalcazzie

(Talk to Stevo Darkly, he was just bragging that he knows. -CV)

Correct Answer: Juneau, Alaska.

"Good thing Trump wasn't president yet. He would have assumed that Alaska was being taken over by Mexico and called up the military." - [personal profile] b7cy


5. The berries of which conifer are used to give gin its distinctive flavor?

"Conif 'er? I 'ardly know 'er!" - [personal profile] seekingferret

"I'll just answer all the questions with JUNIPER" - [personal profile] princessofgeeks

"Drink your quinine and shut up, lad, or you'll rot from the inside." - [personal profile] digitaldiscipline

"The tonic tree" - [personal profile] shirenomad

"Raspberries. The true connoisseur can tell if the distiller waggled his fingers in his ears as he blew them." - Jonathan B

"When I visited Amsterdam I learnt a lot about the use of juniper berries in jenever and gin and the difference between the two. Then I drank a lot of jenever and forgot it all." - [personal profile] crystalcazzie

"Jupiter berries. They're called that because of the big red spots heavy gin drinkers get on their noses." - [personal profile] theatomicfruitbat

"The 'Donovan Conifer,' later becoming the title of one of the earwormiest songs of all time that rhyme with my wife's maiden name" - [personal profile] captainsblog

"the Juniper berry; Which we belgians use to make Jenever, which is like gin but way better, but only we are allowed to call it Jenever; it's better because we can put the flavoring in the booze and not spend our valuable time mixing a cocktail to get some flavor ( you *have* to try Cactus Jenever, and Cuberdon Jenever). Belgium might be famous for its beers, but they ain't got nothing on our Jenevers" - [personal profile] b_hulsmans

Correct Answer: Juniper.


6. What are you being lazy about this month?

(Most Popular Answer on the Board:)

"Literally everything." - [personal profile] digitaldiscipline & many, many others

"In this time of Plague, I'm taking my workplace's opening time of 9am as more of a guideline, than a rule..." - [personal profile] waitingman

"I'm trying to figure out the minimum number of hours a human must be awake in order to more or less function in society. It's both ambitious and lazy." - [personal profile] b7cy

"Finishing unpacking. Laundry. Cleaning the kitchen. So much laziness, so little time." - Kirsten the Chump

(Wait - you TRAVELED somewhere? What was it like? Tell us all about it! Guys, remember TRAVELING?? - CV&AL&EW)

"Personal hygiene. Don't judge - anyone who says differently is lying." - ajmcoqui
"Bathing" - Otto P
"Getting out of bed, getting dressed, wiping my ass, you know, the usual." - [personal profile] opensprit

"My gym's sent word they'll be opening again on the 15th, so...that." - [personal profile] bending_sickle

"My life is a perpetual cycle of planning to do things and then not doing them but planning to do them later and then not doing them." - [personal profile] crystalcazzie

"I'm a Capricorn. We aren't allowed to be lazy." - Deza

(You seem to be the only Capricorn amongst the Quizlings. -AL)

"I am still in lockdown mode, I am knitting, doing model construction, learning italian and finally watching all my DVDS; I don't have time to be lazy." - [personal profile] b_hulsmans

(Nope, found another. -CV)

"Me, lazy? Never! This June I am teaching online summer camp. However, I suppose you could say I'm being lazy about not getting ready for next school year, yet." - Stephanie la Francofille

Correct Answer: "Answering thi" - [personal profile] seekingferret

Good work overcoming your laziness to play this week, Quizlings! Now your mods are feeling lazy - do you guys have any ideas for Quiz themes you'd like to see? Let us know in the comments.


Rock on!

EW&CV&AL.

Date: 2020-06-16 01:01 pm (UTC)
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