dwdq | Dark Waters=Death Quickly

Look out! It's almost the end of October³, which means goblins and souls and all sorts of crazy supernatural shit out there⁵! Protect yourself from the unholy hordes by playing this week's quiz. Active quizlings¹ will be defended by some kind of wiseass magical barrier until Monday night⁷. Fail to play, and we cannot be held responsible when the zombie throngs crash through your defenses and eat your brains². Also, eat lots of garlic; it couldn't hurt⁴.

Go. Play. Take Quiz⁸.

¹ No physical activity really required, so you can remain seated on the couch in your undies eating pizza, as long as you play.
² In general, we can't really be responsible for whatever is eating your brains. Except maybe gin. It's eating our brains too.
³ This is perhaps the only truthful statement in this entire post.
^pi Circumference/Diameter.
⁴ You can never have too much garlic. It's just so tasty!
⁵ "Oh Lisa, vampires are make-believe. Just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos!"
⁶ Footnote Six is still jerks.
^6.66 Last week, the theme was "Vans", and an earthquake smashed the city of Van, Turkey. I hope this week's theme doesn't blow up in our faces either...
⁷ I don't even know what this means. Moving on.
⁸ Go. Play. Take Quiz.